The Search for a Church

For those of you waiting expectantly for Sunday's church review, you will have to wait another week.  Unfortunately, I woke up Sunday morning sportng a huge stye on my eyelid, and despite the boatload of self-esteem I possess, I chose not to make a first impression with either of my two options:  (1)  Looking like I had some kind of infectious disease.  (2)  Looking like I'm trying to hide an infectious disease behind an eye patch.  Besides, I would hate to disappoint the little kids when I show up patchless on my next visit, as obviously they will have been secretly hoping for a glimpse of a jagged scar or a funky glass eyeball.