Today's "Not June Cleaver" Confession:
June Cleaver was once the captain of her school's basketball team.
I was never the captain of anything, but I did on occasion enjoy a bowl of Captain Crunch.
And I did not participate in many sports because I posed a danger to myself. I was knocked unconscious twice by both a volleyball and a baseball line drive in high school. Coincidence? I think not.
Oh....and when I played on the intramural basketball team in college because my roomate talked me into it by promising to stop borrowing my clothes, I was given the nickname "The Raging Force." This was pure mockery, of course, as I was known as the player who, when charged by another player, would kindly step aside and say "Excuse me."
June Cleaver: Athlete Extraordinaire
Me: Champion Bench Warmer
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